trashfalgarlaw:

I follow the right amount of people where I see no actual drama on my dash but I see everyone talking about it

tomatogami:

tomatogami:

im gonna need to see ur license and regist-  oh gosh mr washington i apologize have a nice day sir

i was high as fuck last night

tomatogami:

tomatogami:

im gonna need to see ur license and regist-  oh gosh mr washington i apologize have a nice day sir

i was high as fuck last night

lilablackbird:

takemetothedungeons:

First official look at Steve Rogers and Thor in Age of Ultron.

#this picture has more beef than a burger joint

lilablackbird:

takemetothedungeons:

First official look at Steve Rogers and Thor in Age of Ultron.

tubmeister:

if we’re friends i most likely had a crush on you at some point even if it was only for 5 minutes

boongish:

let him eat

boongish:

let him eat

Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.
Mark Twain (via kushandwizdom)
fuckingflorida:

Behold: florida man driving his pimped out golf cart with his enormous poodle in the passenger seat through the mcdonalds drive thru

fuckingflorida:

Behold: florida man driving his pimped out golf cart with his enormous poodle in the passenger seat through the mcdonalds drive thru

stability:

floral-ink:

stability:

why is my bedroom always so hot

maybe because it holds a portal to hell because satan himself thinks you’re a cutie and is reaching from the depths of hell to touch that booty

i love the science side of tumblr

nerdywithadashofawesome:

nyehpetaleijon:

  • If you don’t watch a series entirely you are not a true fan
  • If you do watch a series entirely you are not a true fan

You are only a true fan if you:

  • are powered by electricity
  • have multiple flat blades
  • spin around really fast

i got so mad then laughed so hard